Huan huan! Give it to me.
You wanna mess with me again?
Jesus, the landlord is a monkey trainer!
The guy always made a mess on our legal demolition!
We even don't know how long we'll be delayed!
Our stock has twice been falling in lock step!
Just go! I mean you to go!
I swear! If I couldn't demolish the cave,
I'm son of monkey!
Wow, the monkey house hasn't been dismantled yet!
Come on! Just drop a bomb!
Who'd like to go first,
I'll give him red packet!
- Pull it down! - Pull it down!
Look!
That's him!
We're a listed company,
but there's nothing we can do about it.
What a shame if you make it public!
Yes, exactly!
Just go! I mean you to go!
Brother Monkey, Spare me!
Well, I'm so curious...
Is this tough? It's just a piece of cake!
Tell me, who's in charge of this project?
Xiaosen!
Xiaosen! I can say for sure.
Where the hell is he?
Master Tang? That's him!
Master Tang comes to help us!
That's fuckin' fun! Boy!
I'm hoping someone will play with me!
I'll let you try my high tech weapon!
Master Tang is the best!
Win it!
Win it! Win it!
Dad, he bullied me!
Take him!
Look, we're in big trouble,
No wonder our share price is diving!
So, I have a proposal...
reshuffle!
Brother. If you're not feeling well,
just give yourself a break.
I'm gonna take care of the small things.
Nonsense!
Chairman Tang looks pretty good!
See! His rosy cheeks...
Sounds like the Buddha!
What happened?
Sir!
- Sir! - Do you think he'll get over it?
What will happen to him?
What it says in my brother's will?
Tang Chasu.
He's still alive!
You know the day will come,
Smart people plan ahead!
Dad!
Dad! You can't leave!
The will... I've done it so long ago.
The will was committed to Someone in India.
Take this letter
to India... give it to my contact person by yourself.
He'll hand over the will to you.
In Nendu gaun.
The man who fought with you today,
take him with you.
You knew that guy?
He can keep you safe!
I don't know what you're talking about, dad.
You will soon...
find it...
I'm so...
So tired!
Dad!
Wild monkey! Stop it!
Are you looking for trouble? Monkey!
I just want to have some fun here.
Buddha!
Monkey King,
you need one more suffering,
Then, achieve the completion stage.
Go ahead...
Who?
It's me! It's me!
Don't you recognize me?
I'm the handsome guy,
Fresh meat! Turn me loose! Now!
Are you looking for trouble again?
Do you believe? I'll kick your ass!
Loose! Turn me loose!
I'm getting you out of here! Bail you out of jail!
Who sent you to me?
Whatever. Let's be clear on one point,
I'm the only one who can set you free.
But there's one condition,
Come with me to India.
India? Which India?
Aankehein Khuli ho ya ho band,
Deedar unkahota hai...
- No way! - Why not?
Cuz you make me annoyed!
All right! You'd better stay here for 7, 8, 10 years as you like.
I'm not trying to scare you.
You wounded twenty-seven employees,
damaged three cars,
and one drone.
The property damage amounts to...
take a look at this!
If I don't sign the Conciliation Sheet,
your monkeys, baboons will become orphans
may even be worse than that...
I mean, Monkey meat kebabs!
Wait!
Someone wishes Tang Sen to die before he reaches Nendu gaun,
I've no idea what you're talking about.
You must keep close tabs on him. Keep him safe.
Let me go!
I'll be back home in two days.
If anything happens to him,
your loft...
Boon!
Become five lofts?
It'll vanish away.
Tell me why you place the will in India?
Are you Indian?
Have you ridden the flying carpet before?
I'm a Beijinger. The Arabs ride the flying carpet.
You need a passport when travelling abroad, you know?
If you don't have one, you can't board the plane.
How about yours?
Mine...
where is my passport?
What the hell is it?
Firecrackers!
Are you going to get married in India?
It's called munitions.
They'll confiscate the stupid thing before you board the plane.
Are you retarded?
Who do you mean?
Dad, why you asked me to take him with me to India?
You're psycho!
You dare to set off firecracker in car!
I enjoy the noise.
It's illegal.
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
Dad, why did you do this to me?
I've no problem with you holding my hand,
but please don't interlock fingers with me!
Are you going to killing people?
My arm is broken!
Damn it!
What are you fuckin' doing?
I'm asking you!
What are you trying to do?
Do you think it's legal to hit people in India?
No police will stop you?
Are you crazy?
Why did you hit everyone in sight?
The man was on the same flight as we were.
What's wrong with your nose?
Who did it?
What do you think?
You're jealous of me, right? Cuz I'm good looking!
Take your hands off me!
I'll give you money!
Just don't abuse me all day, okay?
I'm coming! Brother Sen!
I'm coming!
Brother!
Well, I'm fine.
Sorry, I'm late, brother!
Don't move!
Brother Sen, I work for BAOTANG GROUP...
India Office. Zhu Tianpeng! People call me little pig!
Look, we're together in this photo!
Are you sure?
Here I was! Look!
Where is the pick-up car?
Brother Sen.
Let me show you the town first, okay?
Wow! Brother!
He's the person Tang Chasu wants to kill.
Two point five million Chinese yuan!
You stupid fool!
We've been working hard, now you know he's the guy!
Let's go!
Okay.
See, Wangfujing' shopping street of India.
My dear brother is coming!
How's our schedule tomorrow?
Morning flight tomorrow,
two hours to Nendu gaun, we're ready!
No flight today?
No seats available today. I'll take you to a wedding for fun.
You know, rich Indian's wedding is unbelievable!
It will last for one week!
The wedding party is super fun!
Video games, sideshow...
People are wild!
Very exciting!
Show me your card!
- Really? - Yes, I promise!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Good boy.
The jerk follows me everywhere. Then what shall I do?
I miss you.
Now's our chance!
Come on!
Who sealed the door with duct tape?
I did it.
Be gentle!
Don't move!
You hurt my brother!
Let me do it!
My eyebrows...
Zhu Tianpeng, he disfigured me!
Where're you going?
What the hell do you want?
I want to go with you!
No way!
Hurry!
Follow him.
Brother Sen! Brother Sen!
Classic curry flavor!
It's exclusive for you!
Let me taste it!
Have fun!
Take your time. Walk around.
It'll take a while before the wedding starts.
What if it is toxic?
We dressed like
local mainstream people, gentlemen.
Hey, stupid!
We're professional killers, be gentle.
Are you crazy?
What the hell are you doing?
Someone wants to kill you?
Huh, really?
Who wants to kill me?
I'm asking you guys. Who wants to kill me?
Who's the killer?
Where is he?
...Tell me where?
The guy is trying to kill me!
Help! Help!
Help me!
You hit everyone you met, is it fun?
Tell me, is that fuckin' fun?
You're such a savage!
Behave badly!
Where are you taking me?
Loose me!
It's not safe here! Just follow me!
Safe! Safe!
Are you a magic helmet?
Stay inside. Be quiet!
- What do you want? - Shut up! Be quiet!
Stay here! Stay!
Let me out!
Excuse me!
Stand back!
Excuse me!
Stand back!
Shit! They found him so quickly!
Push it hard! Hurry up!
Put it down!
Believe it or not, I will kick you ass!
Go!
Get out of the way!
Shit!
Brother, why didn't you beat him?
You're in my way! How could I do it!
Well, now it's your turn!
Do you think I'm stupid?
Give him the deadly attack!
Draw the sword!
Slam on your brakes, brother!
I can't make it!
Don't run! Come back!
Don't be coward, hit me!
Tang Sen! Are you alright?
He has been switched.
Come on! Come with me!
I look for you everywhere,
but all you know is having fun!
You didn't know someone wants to kill you!
I also want to have fun!
Stop eating! Run!
Sister!
Let's play the game of chicken.
Wow! Chicken...
Are you crazy?
You flirt with Indian woman,
waste food,
Awesome!
You even bully me does not speak English.
Just go ahead, you bastard!
Do you still go get the will?
Why do you drag me?
Who are you?
I got the wrong person! Sorry!
Come back!
You should apologize to me!
Did you see that?
Wu Kong.
This way!
We didn't catch the jerk! He's gone!
He's just a monkey!
Monkey King!
You fool!
Wait for my order!
Wait! Wait! I can't run anymore.
Hurry up!
What the hell you've done?
I'm protecting you!
The blond and silver-haired men put the box on the cart.
They want to kill you!
Can't you see that?
Excuse me, who locked me in the box?
Golden retriever?
No husky?
I was almost suffocated in the dark box!
Choked on a damn bulb!
Murdered by someone's smelly Butt!
Who did it all to me?
I agree!
Look at me!
Look here! Here!
Here!
That was all your fault!
Why am I the one who suffered, but you gained profit?
Since you came to India,
You've been looking for troubles.
Have you become a VIP member in India cop station?
Why couldn't you see the truth?
You would have died without me!
Just tell me...
Have you ever offended someone in China?
They came here to kill you!
Oh, my Jesus!
Since I knew you,
I've always been abused.
My butt, my face and my internal organs...
You hurt me from the inside out!
Just tell me straight,
Why do you get revenge on me?
I suppose we're long lost enemies, isn't it?
Or did I drop you into a well in my past life?
Why did you screw up everything in my life?
Yes! Brother!
I can tell that you're not a good person at first sight!
You're a troublemaker, broom star!
And funny clown!
Brother Sen!
Enough talk!
Let's go back to Hotel.
How do I get the hell back to Hotel!
He hit people, messed around,
Are you sure Indian police won't eat us?
They're vegetarians. I'm so sure!
You stupid! When I was on stage,
Everyone was taking pictures of me,
Can't you see what they've done?
Now, anybody can recognize my cute face!
As long as I get back to hotel, I'll get caught.
I'm here to get the will,
not for going to jail.
I'm still young,
I don't want to end up in jail!
Yes,
So, how's going?
Is everything going well? Did you pick him up?
Boss.
Wu Kong is trouble maker.
Broom star!
Anyhow!
Tang Sen's safety always comes first! You know?
Listen, you head to Saree Factory right now.
I'll send someone to meet you guys.
Lady-killer,
Is she coming to kill you, brother?
Oh my God, murder me?
Wu Kong! Help me!
I'm so scared!
Hello, Wu Jing,
Tang Sen is on the way to Saree Factory.
Enough!
Here's our place.
We've arrived safely!
Wu Kong,
Wherever you've come from,
just go back.
I promised I'd send him to Nendu gaun to get the will.
I'll keep my promise.
No, you don't have to. I'll protect him.
Wu kong, honestly,
You'd better leave.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
We can't be happy together.
Do you think I'd love to stay?
All I want is to protect my home!
Don't worry! I'll keep your house!
Now you can go!
Just go! Go! Hurry! Get out of here!
Get away from me!
Are you serious?
Yes, of course!
Say it again.
I'm Tang Sen,
By the heir of Bao Tang Group,
I swear!
I'll never break down your house! Now you can go!
Is he serious?
Well,
you just go and never come back!
He think he's popular like curry,
But we still enjoy the meal without curry!
Let's go, Brother!
Lots of beauties inside our Saree Factory!
So much fun!
Wu Jing!
Darling!
Are you excited to see me again?
Follow me upstairs!
Come with me!
Why did you come to India?
I'm here for you.
Brother Sen,
Sweet heart, I miss you so much!
Did you miss me?
Calm down! Wu Jing!
Jing jing, we're not close friends.
You know I got drunk that night!
I said I would love you forever...
Kiss you 200-300 times a day.
Have five, six babies in three, four years...
buy seven, eight houses in school district...
That's all bullshit!
I was talkative after drinking.
How can you take it seriously?
Whatever, I can't remember anything.
No my dear,
you remembered quite clear,
didn't even miss a word!
I've clarified it all in these two days.
It was a mistake, you know.
But you just stuck to me everywhere,
even set fire to my house!
I've no where to live. I must hide myself.
Now you see...
The flame of love is burning,
Tang Sen,
I don't have to live on your love.
You said you'd love to take care of me forever.
You would marry me.
Now, everyone knows it.
I've put our relationship status on WeChat.
God, I got millions of 'like'!
They call me 'Mrs. Tang'!
My parents
have made the clan hall for us.
Look,
Does this look nice?
We're still alive!
Someone knows I hate you guts,
He sent me here to control you.
You'll be killed after a while.
What do you mean by 'someone'?
Who wants to kill me?
If you treat me badly,
I'll treat you the same.
Don't worry,
I won't kill you.
If you're not going to kill me, then why do you get grill tools?
Behave yourself!
Stay back!
Zhu Tianpeng, save me!
Wu Jing will eat my flesh!
Beautiful.
Let's have some fun, sister.
Don't go.
Chat with me.
Let's do it.
Wu Kong,
I was wrong.
Help!
Baby,
Where're you taking me?
What makes you baby girls think you can beat me?
Oh, come on! Let me tell you,
I know Kung Fu!
I took martial arts classes before!
Darling, don't be scared!
Help!
Honey, honey!
I love you, my husband,
Darling!
Tang Sen!
Pay for my airfare!
Tang Sen!
Sweetheart, I love you.
Help me! Help!
Sweetie!
Wu Kong!
I know you will come back!
Stop her!
Look, she is trying to grill me!
The crazy woman will murder me!
This is lover's quarrel.
You'd better mind your own business.
I don't know her at all!
You don't know me.
If so, do you think I would do it with him?
It's a photo from the party game 'Truth or Die'!
I can't believe you would say that!
Look, here!
That's what I did for him!
I had his marks tattooed on my body.
Wu Kong, don't trust her!
She is a mad woman!
My life is in danger!
You promised me you would be with me forever.
Did you forget?
I told you I'd got a bit drunk...
You mean you won't admit what you promised after drunk?
My dad gave me birth after drunk sex.
Sounds ridiculous!
Shut up!
You had sex with her after drunk.
Then, you want to go back on your word, right?
- Shut up! - I didn't.
The most-hated word in my life is 'Discard'!
Wu Kong, don't treat me like this.
- I'll leave this dude to you! - Let me go!
Then teach him a good lesson!
Thank you, brother!
This is not good, Wukong!
Are you insane?
You said I was in danger When I was safe.
Now I'm in danger, you just leave me behind.
That's how you protect me?
Wu Kong! Come back...
Wu Kong! I know you won't leave me alone!
The most hated word in my mind is also 'discard'!
I know you'll change your mind!
That's okay!
I can forgive you if you recover from mistakes.
Pay for my return flight,
I deserve it!
From now on
I wouldn't care if you die.
I'll give my all to you, take me out of here, please!
I'll buy first-class seat for you! First-class!
What instructions did boss give?
Kill them all!
Wu Kong.
Don't go away, come back!
If I get the will, I'll split the money with you fifty-fifty!
Help!
Don't get me wrong!
I'm finished with him,
I've nothing to do with him.
Husband.
Don't get me wrong! Girls!
Husband,
Wu Kong!
Bravo!
It's none of your business!
- Are you alright? - Thank you for saving me!
Husband,
Bravo!
The jerk is mad!
What're you looking at?
Stop! Stop! I said stop it!
These crazy women did really well.
Come, come, come! Come on over here!
Come!
Brother Sen!
Wu Kong, help!
Brother Sen!
Tang Sen!
Tang Sen! Don't run away!
Come back to me!
I'm never letting you go!
Come back!
I don't want to see you again.
Knock him dead!
Did we meet the two men at the airport?
Now you see it!
Yes, even if you tell me stone gets pregnant, I'll believe it!
Hurry!
Catch him!
Wu Kong, help me!
We've beaten the wrong person!
What to do with Zhu Tianpeng?
Never mind, there's only one way.
My bicycle!
Brother Sen,
my brother will save me!
Shut up!
Take me to Tang Sen!
If a man doesn't marry you even by acting the fool,
he is just not that into you!
Then, who is the one he loves?
I've no idea.
But not you.
You may possible fall in love with Mr. Wrong in your life,
But the god must bring Mr.Right to you
some time...
You'll have to wait!
Go to the hell!
You look like Spicy Lobster!
Wu Kong, Look, I feel my breast is medium well!
Why are you laughing at me?
Your mouth is as big as a frog.
Don't take my pictures!
It's not fuckin' fun!
I told you,
no more photo!
Be Careful-!
Wu Kong,
Wu Kong, are you okay?
Thank God! You're alive!
Is it worth risking your life for a walnut?
Don't follow me!
If you left me, what would I do?
Many people want to kidnap me!
I'm in real danger!
I did it wrong, ok? It's my fault!
I know you like taking pictures, just do it!
I'll do modeling poses for you!
I told you,
Don't follow me!
Alright, you go!
I would pull down your house if you dare.
You promised you wouldn't do that.
Who said that?
It was you!
Do you have any proof?
Yes, I do.
You don't want to keep your promise!
Where is it?
Just show me it.
Come on, show me your proof.
Let me see it. Nothing to show for it?
Prove it.
Hello? Yang?
Yes, Master Tang?
Are you staying at Wu Kong's place?
Yes, we're ready to leave.
Stay there!
Pull it down! Tear it to pieces!
How dare you!
Hold on one second.
Come back here!
Come back! Stay!
Only if you promise,
You'll help me get the will.
If you dare to do it, I'll leave right now!
If you dare to leave, I'll do it at once!
- You just do it, then I'll go! - You just go, then I'll do it!
- You try it and you'll see! - If you don't care, you go!
- Just do it! - You can go!
Stop fucking laughing!
Stand at attention!
Pull-it-down-
Stand on one leg!
Pull-it-down-
Do it or not?
Hey, just stop him!
Put the plan on hold!
If I don't call you back after 24 hours,
destroy it in a minute!
What the hell do you want?
I did it to prevent you from going away.
24 hours later,
As long as you still stay with me,
only a call I'll handle it, ok?
Stand on one leg!
Come on!
The two guys are gone!
Can you do anything right?
Did your brains shut down?
Listen, we made a deal at first,
how could you send other gangs here?
You broke the rules, you know. Well, let's make this simple.
You could pay me 2.5 Million CNY first,
I'll hire a bunch of new faces for you. I guarantee you,
I'll give you a surprise, ok?
Two crews even couldn't have done it!
I warn you, if you couldn't handle him by tomorrow,
I won't pay you one cent!
How could he fall out so fast, just act like a monkey!
Hello, Mr. Nine,
I'm calling you to ask you a favor.
I'm retired now.
I'll pay you double.
I'm too lazy to go out.
You'll get triple paid.
I'd prefer to sip tea at home.
Quintuple rate.
I'll think about it.
They're all staring at me!
Do they want to kidnap me?
Hey, stop bothering me.
Pull-it-down-!
Is he going to cut off my head?
He is just selling fruits!
But he has knife!
So you assume it is used for killing you?
Everyone has teeth,
so you assume all of them would bite you?
By the way,
I've no problem with you hold my hand,
but please don't interlock fingers with me!
Your hand is damn wet!
I gotta pee.
Then you do it.
I don't dare to go alone.
Do you want me to do this for you?
Come with me.
I don't want to pee!
Pull-it-down-!
Sister, could you turn me loose?
I promise I won't run away.
Why are you always clingy to Brother Sen?
Do you want his money?
Ugh!
Do you look at me as a greedy woman?
I'm a serious woman.
You can't understand cause you're single.
Who did you mean?
You!
I have a girlfriend!
She is very smart.
When I called her on my buddy's cellphone,
she even recognizde my voice before I said a word.
Why?
Because she responded 'honey!'
Stop the car!
I have to pee!
Don't play a trick on me!
I won't try monkey tricks!
No peeking!
I won't!
No peeking!
You make a fool of me!
Don't run!
Hey, what're you doing?
I'm calling my office in China,
let them know I'm being hunted.
Are you stupid? So many people want to kill you now,
You still dare to make a call?
Hung up! Now!
I guess Uncle Lee won't cheat me, right?
But how could you know that
there's no one monitor your telephone?
Is your brain in the 'Power Failure' mode?
You must protect me.
You're the only friend I have.
Who the hell is your friend!
We've known each other for two days.
Once I send you to the destination,
we will become strangers.
You're a rich man, why don't you have friends?
It's a long story,
If you really want to know...
No, you just checkout right now.
How do you like our food?
It costs Rs. 1,700.
Ok.
Delicious! You cook so good.
God Dammit!
My wallet got burned in Saree Factory!
Did you grab my money, right?
I dropped the money when I save you!
I got an idea.
What the hell do you want?
You can pledge the watch to pay it!
You can take anythingt, but not this one!
Why are you so stingy? You're rich guy.
I have another idea.
Go back to your seat.
Don't worry.
He is rich. He'll figure it out.
One second, I'm calling someone to pay.
You should pay for your own meal.
See, the vegetables, flour, and chili peppers...
I bought everything from far away.
I was sweating like a pig,
and stumbled a few times,
You can even tell my eyes are not straight.
Zhu Tianpeng, don't run!
You can't outrun me!
You stupid jerk, Zhu Tianpeng!
You girlfriend called your friend 'honey',
not you!
What did you say?
What did I say?
How dare you make a fool of me? Silly pig!
Come with me! Find Tang Sen!
Let's go!
My foot gets stuck!
Don't play dumb! Go!
I'm not lying!
The train is coming! Untie my shoelace, quick!
Come on!
You made the knot damn firmly!
You can go now!
Leave me alone!
Let me die under the train!
No way!
If you die,
who will take me to find Tang Sen?
If you were my girlfriend...
Lose one leg to save your life!
You tease me!
You must take responsibility for me!
Tell me if you'd already knew it would turn here!
Go to the hell!
I worry that you can't pay your way to Nandu gaun,
you'll die of hunger in the halfway before you arrive there.
If you guys go to attend
the "Bull King" Chilli-eating Champion
you might get huge bonus.
It'll cover your travel expense.
Remember this.
Where are we?
He said we would make money here.
We can make money here?
It's your time! Dude!
Why me?
I can't eat Chili. I'll respond with the shock!
The same with me. I will die!
Are you kidding me? You're Si Chuan People!
Not really, I come from Xing Tai!
It makes no difference, whatever!
Sign up!
Hello, Hello, Hello, we would like to sign up.
He loves chili!
Are you from Africa?
Oh, no, no, no! We're from China.
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
What did he mean by this?
Welcome to join their contest! Shake hands!
Who said I'll attend the contest?
You can do it yourself!
I
I have no interest in it.
I
I gotta go, ok?
It's okay.
You are not allowed to quit!
I heard he said 'OKAY'!
Don't you see he keeps shaking his head?
Wait a minute.
He likes to eat his own Chili.
No, no, no.
He must eat the chili we provided.
He said, kowtow to him three times, you can quit!
Participates always did cheat like you,
and he takes it for granted.
Well, Wu Kong, kowtow to the lord,
Then, we can leave.
What did he say! Ask him to say it again!
He insists to stay!
You have courage!
What did he say?
He said you looked like a likeable minion,
You're a fancy pant.
Don't shame your ancestor.
I'm a real man!
I
Will join the contest!
He definitely can win!
Now, welcome
the challenger from the East!
You're the best!
I can't lose face here!
Now we start!
You're the best! Wu Kong!
Wu Kong!
Do you still want to save your house?
This new champion is from the China.
We win!
Wu Kong, we did it!
I said you're the best!
I bet you'll win!
Are you convinced yet?
It is deserved!
You know, my instinct was always right.
Don't "rub" your eyes!
My eyes!
Wu Kong! Wu Kong!
My eyes!
He's cheating!
My eyes!
My eyes are killing me!
Help! King! Help!
Easy, Easy! Easy...
Sorry! Your breast is swollen.
Sorry, sorry, sorry...
Get them!
Catch him!
Get my money back!
Run, quick!
I twisted my ankle...
I'll carry you on my back!
This way!
Crazy guys!
Are you alright? Stand up!
Holy shit! They have vehicle, too!
How many?
Only one motorcycle!
I'm gonna beat him one-on-one!
Beat the hot pepper!
There are ten people!
Come on! Speed up!
Hurry! Hurry!
Speed it up! Hurry!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Kid, Kid!
You bustard.
Dammit! It's blocked at both ends!
We're dead meat!
Do you want a fight?
Come on, fight?
You think you guys are tough?
My buddies will kick your ass!
You told them they're my buddies.
Bull King can crush you between his fingers!
I'm telling you, don't run away!
You're not a man if you dare.
Come! Come!
Come on! Don't be a coward!
If you quit, you will be my grandson!
Boss. What should we do now?
Brother!
What shall we do?
We can't let Indian people look down on us!
Don't make Chinese despise us! Fight!
Go!
Fight them! Ah-!
Master Tang?
We're negotiating with Kuake Funds.
They agree to acquire our program,
offer us twice the price than other companies.
Well, just sell it!
But they put forward a condition tear down the loft right now.
Just do it!
I'll appease him.
Money is everything!
Wait, hold it.
I'd better discuss with him.
Hello? Hello?
Can you hear me?
I need a break.
What's the time?
3pm. Are you hungry again?
Time's up! 24 hours have passed!
Don't let anyone demolish my house.
Call your men! Now!
Ok, ok. Don't rush me!
- Keep my house! - I'll do it!
Give them an order!
Don't pull it down!
I know.
Hello?
Yang?
Now I'm giving you a command.
Don't demolish the house today,
tomorrow,
never and ever!
Anyhow, without my order,
you can't tear it down!
Thank you, Tang Sen!
Honestly,
I tried so hard, but I still can't save it.
You just made a call, then you nailed it.
It's a piece of cake for me.
Don't worry.
I swear,
I'll protect you
help you obtain the will.
Seriously,
I'll keep my words.
Knock it down!
Where to go, Sir?
Nendu gaun?
I can't understand, sir.
Please take another taxi, please.
I'll take you there.
Wherever you wanna go.
It may be God's will!
God's will!
You're a bird in my hand!
Go!
We must get him!
Let's go!
Run!
What will you do?
Wu Kong, hold it!
Go get Tang Sen! Now!
Hey, you bastard!
Do you dare to respond?
Yes, I'll do that if you call me 'dad'.
Holy moly!
Holy shit!
Don't mess with me!
I bet you'll call me 'dad' after we're released.
Yes, my son?
What do you fuck'in want?
You have an IQ of 140,
You can pilot a plane, develop the robot.
You shoot all piggies in 'Angry Birds' Game.
You're the best!
The hell you dare to get out!
I'll bet you!
I'll crush you!
Dammit!
Officer! The guy is running away!
Sir! Someone escaped!
How did you get them been paid?
Well, they're volunteers.
They did that for free.
The thing I hate most is discard, too.
May you shift into second gear?
Why are we still trapped in moutain after a long drive?
Brother,
the mountain is so high!
I'm sure they're dead!
Hold it tight!
I never want to get the will anymore.
Let them catch me!
They were dead!
Let's get into the car!
2.5 millions yuan! We have it, brother!
I miss my buddy robot!
I miss my aircraft Ride!
I'm dying for 'Spicy Pot'!
Enjoy my 'Spicy fart'!
Why... why do my eyes burn?
I ate hot peppers in the contest!
I deserve to eat your fart!
I deserve to suffer the hurt!
I'm such a loser!
A useless man!
What am I living for?
Tang Sen,
Don't think like that.
You have many strengths.
Like what?
For example...
Go ahead!
Hmm...
Like you have a father!
Anything else?
You...
You have a rich father!
Anything else?
Your father is a rich guy!
Nonsense!
Don't you have a father?
Who gave birth to you, stone?
I'd rather die...
Let me die!
The only thing on your mind is death!
If you die.
Who will preserve my house?
House, house!
Your only concern is the poor house!
Do you have a house fetish?
Well, just go to your death!
Just do it!
Stop! Stop shaking!
I was wrong! Please stop it!
Thanks for saving my life again.
I promised you.
What for? The little building?
Yes, it is a place
where my brother and I grew up.
My grandpa adopted me.
Are you an orphan?
Where's your father?
My father,
Father... I've no idea...
Oh, you don't really have a father...
That't why you hate discard so much.
After my grandpa died,
my brother and I took care of each other.
Brother! Here I am!
Come here! Play with me!
But that day,
my brother washed away in floods and never came back.
Your brother passed away,
so you...
No, he's not dead...
I believe my brother must come back someday.
If you push down my house,
my brother can never find the way home,
he can never find me,
Have you ever considered my feelings?
I think your company is impersonal.
At least
you used to have a brother.
My dad didn't want me to make friends from my childhood.
Why?
I guess,
he was afraid of losing me.
Since I was a little boy,
I have only one friend.
This one.
Your right hand?
Your watch?
Never mind, I've lost it carelessly.
Are you kidding?
Why did you tell people...
you can take anything but not that watch?
Is it valuable?
It has nothing to do with 'money'.
It's my 'friend'
In my childhood,
I'm very lonely.
I could only talk to the watch...
imagining it would transform into a robot.
Robots are more loyal than human beings,
they'll never leave you alone,
just like your biological brother!
What do you think Zhu Tianpeng could find us?
It shouldn't be a problem.
This is the only way to Nandu gaun.
Brother Sen, Brother Sen!
I'm trying so hard to find you!
I thought you're dead, are you alright?
I knew it, 'only the good die young'.
Opps! 'A cat has nine lives'!
Anyway, are you ok?
Jing jing.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
I only have one question.
You'd rather jump off a cliff
than marry me, right?
Sorry about that.
Never mind.
No worries.
From now on, I'll never bother you again.
Brother, Jing jing treats me so well!
It's true! She saved my life many times.
I swear, I...
I'll repay her with all my life!
Yes, everyone should know how to be grateful.
Look!
I got signal here!
- Let me see! - No way!
Lend me your phone for a while!
No way!
- Give it to me! - No!
Just to see my monkeys.
I gotta go find something to eat.
I'm going to get some food, too.
Come!
Try it!
Isn't it delicious?
It's taste pretty good!
You looked like so happy just now,
why the long face?
Wu Kong,
let me explain something to you,
don't get me wrong...
Get you wrong?
You promised you'd never pull down my house,
Why did you break your promise?
No, I didn't break it.
When we were running away that day,
I got a call from my company,
They told me...
they had a big deal be made in the last second,
but only if the building to be demolished.
I told them, hold it,
Let me discuss it with Wu Kong first,
then, I found my phone battery died,
they didn't get it, so...
so...
So, you've hidden it from me all the way!
I was going to tell you earlier,
but I worried that you couldn't bear it.
Please tell me, Wu Kong,
How can I make it up to you?
I can give you the legacy to make up for your house.
I don't need you to make it up to me,
Just give back my house!
I'll wait for my brother to come back!
Wu Kong, I know I screwed up!
I should have told you earlier!
I'm telling you, give back my house!
My brother will come back home!
Your brother was just like my father,
they will never come back!
They're gone.
My brother is still alive!
They are dead!
No!
He will be back!
No, they won't!
They will come back!
They just can't make it!
My brother will come back to me.
I must protect our house...
"How long I will wait"
"until I see you smile"
Wu Kong
I see,
The house is your only hope!
I'm a damn loser!
I didn't protect your house!
Sorry, I hurt you...
"left a hole in my life"
"Only if you yield to me"
"my sorrows can melt away"
the past few days
were the best of days in my life...
you'll never make them stay.
At the fork in the road.
Stay with me!
Brother...
"When someone chooses to stay"
"It's so hard to say goodbye"
"Never look back on a past"
"you'll have to let it go"
Look, the man who keeps the will!
Hey, old man, where's the will?
Brother Sen,
he's coming to kill you!
Let's go! Hurry up!
Go!
Master!
What are you doing here?
Tang Chasu put on a bounty on your head.
My Uncle?
Wu Kong!
Such a crazy monkey!
Yep! Master!
The nasty brute, jumping around!
We can't control him! You jerks just wait and see,
he's gonna teach you a lesson!
Get the hell away!
I don't want to see you again!
Go!
Come on! Brother!
Go!
Brother Sen!
Get the money ready. I nailed it!
Is this the god stick?
I want to go back home...
Xiao Sen,
When you read this letter, I believe that.
Wu Kong has finally been reunited with his father.
You two have known each other since you were little.
Back then, his father and I left the country,
began to pursue our career,
We started Bao Tang Group,
We swore we must change our fates.
When we were travelling in India 20 years ago,
I carelessly lost Wu Kong in a Hanuman Temple,
located in Nendu gaun.
Wu Kong's father didn't blame me.
At his father's insistence,
I had to come back.
But he stayed.
While he devoted to Dhamma practice,
Was still waiting for a miracle to happen...
He believed that Wu Kong would come back someday.
When I knew I had only a short time left in this world,
the first thing came to my mind
was send you to India to find him.
When I recognized Wu Kong from the birthmark behind his ear,
You can't imagine how excited I was!
Even though I built up a empire of wealth,
I just can't let go.
Thank God to bringing Wu Kong to me.
I'm so happy beyond word.
By the journey to India,
I hope you two can build friendships and trust,
Stay together and benefit others in the future.
How strongly I want to see you get together!
I've risked my life to save you in India!
But you didn't repay my kindness!
Why should I repay you?
Eh?
I will marry you!
Here you go, Love token!
I didn't keep your house,
but give you a mountain! It's really something!
Thank you!
Take it back!
Look at this.
It is also made for you!
When did you redeem it?
It's not done yet! Don't hurry!
What do you carve? Frog?
It's monkey, ok?
It doesn't look like a monkey.
I got inspired by the baby monkey.
Am I right, baby?
Let's do more work on it...
Look there!
King is back! King is back!
Come here, come, kids!
I'm back!
Come to me!
I'm home!
Did you miss your grandpa?
What are you doing here?
This is my home!
And your home!
Yes, it's our home!
You're with me. I'm with you.
King,
Let's go!
Hello, everyone,
In recent days,
I've been thinking lots about my life,
everything I've gone through...
I think I understand,
the best gift in the world,
is not money,
but the family.
I will reflect on myself,
and build a new life.
I want to apologize to my nephew Xiao Sen.
I wish BAO TANG would have a better future!
Well, I'd like to sing a song for my inmates.
'This Is My Fate'.
"This is my fate"
"I don't blame the world and myself"
"No matter how cruel life I get through"
"I'm where I've always want to be"
"This is my fate"